Well, this is pretty embarrassing, but I also find it a fun story to share. When I was eleven or so, I was playing Donkey Kong on the N64. I was never a Donkey Kong fan, so I don't understand why this all happened. I was eating dinner while sitting in the living room floor a few feet from the TV like a typical retarded child and drinking some refreshing soda.
When suddenly, I realize I have to piss. My first thought was "Okay time to get up and piss." But... People... I was just having so much fun playing Donkey Kong. I didn't want to take the 10 steps down the hall to the bathroom. So there in the floor I sat there and pissed myself. It was quite warm, if you're curious. My sister still makes fun of me and tells my friends about it.